So here's the deeelio manieeelio (i don't know what i mean either).
Basically my loves I be rather fucked! 'hahaaa what's new lucinda?' you may asked, well im a tad more fucked than usual ie. a LOT fucked.
how many times can one person say fucked in two lines?

The main two things posing a problem are
1) I've broken my iphone and have to get a new one
2) I pulled someone who be nicht my boyfriend

Lord if that doesn't make for a bad day i don't know what does quite frankly.

Yes so I had my darling phoney in my back pocket and then it fell down the toilet and being in the drunken state i was just laughed and then dean got kitchen tong tingys and got it out.
You'd think for the amount of money you pay for an iphone it could withstand more than one trip down the toilet! Deary me, sort it out apple!
I have an appointment at the Genius Bar on wednesday - ladeedaaa.

And moving onto my significantly larger problem of em, dare i say it? did i actually CHEAT on my boyfriend?
...em, yes. *gulp*

But I said NO to Aaron about a gazillion times throughout the night and it's very very hard to hold up when you are getting steadily drunker and drunker and the boy is being INCREDIBLY persistent.
He was all over me all the time and very persuasive...mmmm aaarrrroon...NO BRAIN, NO. haha. not really.

And he has has a girlfriend! I was like 'you are a horrible, horrible person aaron.' he's been with her for 10 months and has 'only' cheated on her when he was on holiday. yeah, EIGHT times on holiday. and he told her and she was ok with it (!!!!) and she's cheated on hime 3 times.
Who says romance is dead?
It's just he looks so lovely and cute with his big smiley blue eyes...and he's always doing that wee, oh i don't want to say cheeky smile. awk i'm sorry but thats what it is!
And i spoke to alan and paul the next morning and they were like 'we knew you had a boyfriend so we completely backed off' and they felt it was his fault because i said no A LOT and he knew full well i wasn't single and drunk.

He's a total bloody self-confessed dickhead and i still...
It's just all getting a bit dull with alistair as lovely as he is. I have chosen not to tell him because i don't think there's any point in hurting him for no reason.
he came over and spoke to me at lunch (smiling away! its that smile!)and he says he feels terrible. but he clearly doesn't. and he SAYS he's breaking up with his gf (aye fuck!) and why am i not breaking with ali? and i was like 'you are a damn good kisser but you would be a terrible boyfriend maaatee'.
Fuck.
And what makes it worse (unbelievably) is that i don't even really feel bad... i do for lying to ali but not because i acc did it. jesus, i'm going straight to hell. there must be a home for awful people. prison? one life sentence for sheer unadulterated bitchism for the blonde at the back.

So yes, I'm a terrible terrible person. I<3dA, it's like therapy. and nobody i know has it.

Godddd i hate aaron. twice.
I shall take a leaf out of Georgia Nicolson's book and eskew my red bottom with a firm hand.

Other news includes Emily-Kate being stoned in drama, my addiction to pepsi, not knowing which school to go to (i'll ramble about that in another journal you lucky beasts), dean's party dramas and me being a general epic fail at life.

"I'm a shade too pale for handsome"
-Edward Cullen

another cigarette and i'm so bored your words aren't making sense.